Introductory Paragraph
First of all, let me just say how thankful I am that you took enough of an interest in me to visit this dwelling of mine. Second of all, I don't see many guests nor am I particularly busy, so please don't feel like you're imposing or anything. And since you've so kindly decided to offer some of your time to me, I will see it in my best efforts to satiate any curiosities you may or may not have regarding this "Joey" person.
Basic Information
Name: Joey
DOB: 2004/12/05 (20)
EYES: blue
HAIR: dirty blonde